Posted on October 22, 2004
BIG Negotiations
Rumor has it that Zippe-Tron Industries will be buying out its, lesser competitor, Flippe-Tron. Ceo of Flippe-Tron, Guy McGoogle, has refused to comment on the situation. Zippe-Tron Times did manage to speak with XXXXX, CEO of Zippe-Tron Industries…. Read More
Posted on October 3, 2004
Kankles: Patient Zero
Zippe-Tron Industries has stumbled upon what it considers to be a miracle. “There it was lingering in the front of our Wisconsin based headquarters, mowing our lawn, The One, the first living being to have kankles,” stated co-founder,… Read More