Posted on November 20, 2018
It’s Thanksgiving – Beware of Pedes!
ZippeTron wishes everyone a happy and healthy Thanksgiving, but we also send a dire message of TERROR! Many people are unaware of the dangers built into this deliciously festive holiday. For example, both gogopedes and wantapedes come out… Read More
Posted on November 1, 2018
ZippeTron Is Back, But Never Left
ZippeTron has received criticism lately for failure to consistently report on the world’s most important current events, pede-posts and general Tron-related news. While ZippeTron Times is the world largest newspaper, media outlet and provider of subcutaneous and hypodermic… Read More