Brutal Attack

Zippe-Tron Industries’ Wisconsin based headquarters was attacked by a mysterious man in a Flippe-Tron suit with googly eyes. Police have one suspect, but are refusing to release the name. Zippe-Tron Times is guessing the suspect is the notorious Guy McGoogle, owner of Flippe-Tron. XXXXX commented on the situation.

“I remember sitting in a conference with Guy McGoogle and watching those strange googly eyes bouncing all over the place. I am sure that the googly eyes in the surveillance footage matches the googly eyes that Mr. McGoogle has. I am guessing that after our conference in which Mr. McGoogle was extremely upset that he decided to take matters into his own hands. Unfortunatly his dimwitted personality failed to alert him that he was wearing a Flippe-Tron suit or that his eyes are too googly to be sneaky.”

In the incident two Zippe-Tron Transport Trailers were spraypainted with big letters that read, “I am Xlippe-Tron. I hate Zippe-Tron”. On the west side of Zippe-Tron was spraypainted the words, “I’m hungry and will google you to death.” Authorities also found that numerous bottles of Scorpo-Kill were stolen and the perpetrator also hollared at the Tronster and got it so riled that it broke one of its kankles. And at the entrance the perpetrator peed on the door handle and then left a note threatening “a poopy next time”. More updates later.