Posted on March 15, 2020
Virus Trifecta
ZippeTron Times has recently comes across new information (BREAKING NEWS as of March 15, 2020) that there is a global pandemic going on around the globe. To get more information ZippeTron Times, herein referred to as ZTT or… Read More
Posted on November 20, 2018
It’s Thanksgiving – Beware of Pedes!
ZippeTron wishes everyone a happy and healthy Thanksgiving, but we also send a dire message of TERROR! Many people are unaware of the dangers built into this deliciously festive holiday. For example, both gogopedes and wantapedes come out… Read More
Posted on November 1, 2018
ZippeTron Is Back, But Never Left
ZippeTron has received criticism lately for failure to consistently report on the world’s most important current events, pede-posts and general Tron-related news. While ZippeTron Times is the world largest newspaper, media outlet and provider of subcutaneous and hypodermic… Read More
Posted on July 25, 2005
Researchers Unearth Pedes
Zippe-Tron researchers have just discovered new forms of “pedes”. The ‘Wantapede’ is a giant worm-like creature approximately 12 inches in length by 3 inches diameter. Their only food source is the poisonous Jungle Apple only found in southeastern… Read More
Posted on May 14, 2005
DNA Points to Another McGoogle
Zippe-Tron Times has just learned the indentity of the suspect in the attack on the Zippe-Tron headquarters. Back in December of 2004 Zippe-Tron’s Wisconsin based headquarters was attacked by a mysterious man in a Flippe-Tron suit who had… Read More
Posted on May 13, 2005
Cluver’s Crushes Competition
Zippe-Tron’s fast movement in the fast food sector has proven a fast success. While America brought in the new year with “party poppers”, glowing sticks and cheap, terrible alcohol, Zippe-Tron welcomed 2005 with the gift of taste and… Read More
Posted on December 7, 2004
Fast Food Future?
Zippe-Tron Times has recently gotten word that Zippe-Tron may be delving into the fast food market. This rumor began circulating when founder, XXXXX, began bad mouthing local fast food restaurants, claiming that they were sucking up too much… Read More
Posted on December 6, 2004
Brutal Attack
Zippe-Tron Industries’ Wisconsin based headquarters was attacked by a mysterious man in a Flippe-Tron suit with googly eyes. Police have one suspect, but are refusing to release the name. Zippe-Tron Times is guessing the suspect is the notorious… Read More
Posted on October 22, 2004
BIG Negotiations
Rumor has it that Zippe-Tron Industries will be buying out its, lesser competitor, Flippe-Tron. Ceo of Flippe-Tron, Guy McGoogle, has refused to comment on the situation. Zippe-Tron Times did manage to speak with XXXXX, CEO of Zippe-Tron Industries…. Read More
Posted on October 3, 2004
Kankles: Patient Zero
Zippe-Tron Industries has stumbled upon what it considers to be a miracle. “There it was lingering in the front of our Wisconsin based headquarters, mowing our lawn, The One, the first living being to have kankles,” stated co-founder,… Read More