DNA Points to Another McGoogle

Zippe-Tron Times has just learned the indentity of the suspect in the attack on the Zippe-Tron headquarters.

Back in December of 2004 Zippe-Tron’s Wisconsin based headquarters was attacked by a mysterious man in a Flippe-Tron suit who had “googly eyes”. Speculation soared that owner of Flippe-Tron, Guy McGoogle, was reasponsible for the damages. However in an odd twist of events authorities have ruled out Guy McGoogle as the perpetrator.

DNA at the scene of the crime proved beyond a resonable doubt that the suspect in the Zippe-Tron attacks was Guy McGoogle’s younger brother, Junior McGoogle.

Junior was asked to comment on his violent actions… “I’ve always been the younger brother, always. Why can’t I just be the older McGoogle for once? Why? Why? Why?”

Unfortunately, this was the best response Zippe-Tron Times was able to gather from the troubled youth. Currently, Junior McGoogle is being held in confinement awaiting his hearing for destruction of Zippe-Tron property.