Here is a list of frequently asked questions that ZippeTron staff has recorded while observing the proletariat, working class, common folk, hillbilly types:

What is the meaning of life?

ZippeTron scientists have yet to discover the exact meaning of life. However, we have been able to conclude that the meaning of life is NOT about running down pedestrians on a Tuesday afternoon in downtown Harrisburg, Pennsylvania while doing 73 mph in a 231 cubic inch V6 Buick LeSabre from 1981.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

ZippeTron partnered with Tootsie Roll Industries to answer the millennia-old question of how many licks it takes to expose the gooey insides of the yummy Tootsie Pop. Go here >>> (C)LICK ME <<< for the study.

What time is it?

Go here >>> TIME <<< for the answer to your question.

What are you wearing under there?

Under where? But when you say it, instead of spell it, the joke is like the test subject is uttering, "underwear". This is funny because underwear is dirty because it touches peoples' naughty bits, and so we all get a giggle and chuckle when mentioning undergarments. Jolly 'ol joke.

Why can't you have your cake and eat it too?

The statement, "you can't have your cake and eat it too", was first uttered in 1923 by Mildred D. Cockinpaddle, a devout anorexic who loved to look at food.

Later in 1938 The Northern Transcontinental Southern Kingdom of Landlords, Counts, Chieftains, Dukes, Earls, Barons and Miscellaneous Royalty and Other Various Nobility, otherwise known as the NTSKLCCDEBMROVN for short, issued a statement decrying the notion of only looking at cake. They were all diehard cake eaters.