Fast Food Future?

Zippe-Tron Times has recently gotten word that Zippe-Tron may be delving into the fast food market. This rumor began circulating when founder, XXXXX, began bad mouthing local fast food restaurants, claiming that they were sucking up too much business, business he felt should be owned by Zippe-Tron.

XXXXX was also seen in a meeting with co-founder, XXXXX, discussing the potential of a “large scale superburger”. Due to XXXXX paper thin office walls Zippe-Tron times managed to hear parts of their meeting, but entire sentences were impossible to make out. The word “mayonnaise” was used about 84 times throughout their 30 minute meeting. And something about “hamburglets” was mentioned. Also, an arguement over the use of “home-made Pepsi” resulted in a shouting match which soon turned into a spitting competition. XXXXX gave up after XXXXX threatened to “gas up the office”.

More on the Fast Food Frenzy as information becomes available.