Products
Scorpo-Kill
($7.95 U.S. Customers Only)
Are you pestered by scorpions screeching in the night and hissing at your children?
Scorpo-Kill kills scorpions, most insects and small African wild animals (ex. Lions, Elephants and Geese.)
Boot-B-Gone
($14.95 U.S. and Canadian Cutomers Only)
Are you tired of coming home from a sweaty work day only to realize your boots have fused themselves to your *kankle?
Spray those annoying boots away, and for good.
For the most annoying cases of Bootery. Boots disappear on contact.
Boot-B-Gone works on all types of boots and has been approved for everyone who loves to take off their boots.
BeeGeeY Boots
(ONLY $279.95! U.S. and Canadian Cutomers Only)
Are you sick of going to the boot store only to find out they are out of your size? Then you need one size fits all boots. BeeGeeY boots come in three EXCITING colors; black, green and yellow.
- Black for Ninjas, Spies and Civilians
- Green for Army Men (NOT Army Women)
- Yellow for the Crossing Guards of America
Bag-E-Boots
($69.99! U.S. and Canadian Cutomers Only)
Are you tired of boot salesmen always selling the perfect fitting boot. What about those of us who long for the urban style boots? Your prayers have been answered.
Bag-E-Boots are here to stay. Boots for the person desiring extra wiggle space. The “E” is for easy, exciting and exhilarating!
RadonAway
(ONLY 3 Easy Payments of $24.95!)
Tired of Radon smelling up your house, scaring away your guests and killing your livestock?
Spray that radon stench away with RadonAway. Comes in 3 NEW scents:
- Lemon
- Eggplant
- Green Boots
Camelaide
($1.85 each, or Fridge-Pack (3-pack) for ONLY $24.95!)
Do you find yourself working out and reaching for an expensive bottle of Gatorade or Powerade only to learn the harsh reality that neither of them contains real camel juice?
Well, try new freshly squeezed Camelade. It IS made from the juices only found in real camels.
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