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Warlord Securities, a division of ZippeTron, is the best home security service available.
Bad guys exist. They live in our country, our states, our communities, our neighborhoods and sometimes even in our closets and under our beds.
We guarantee that bad guys stay at least 100 ft away from all our clients! GUARANTEED!
Warlord Securities uses a patented 3-phase system to rid your life of bad guys:
- Carcinogenic & highly caustic sprays (we spray 'em, burn 'em and give 'em cancer)
- State of the art, triple shielded, X-Ray cameras around your dwelling (24/7 monitoring available for most customers)
- Highly trained, violent patrolmen. (Our guys break bones with batons)
The best in the business for paranormal investigation and reconnaissance.
ZippeTron's paranormal package includes a complete in-home assessment of spirits, demons, haunts, phantoms, apparitions, poltergeists, banshees, specters and spooks.
We determine the exact number of evil beings present in your house, or at your place of employment. Then, through the use of our highly advanced, propriety iPhone software "Mail" we send you an electronic mail message (e-mail) cataloguing all our findings.
**Does not include removal of evil spirits
Taking the "Pest" out of Pest-Control, since 1836, leaving you with nothing but control.
Whether you're looking to kill Gogopedes or Wantapedes we kill 'em all. We also kill centipedes, spiders, tarantulas, ants, gnats, flies, bedbugs, potato bugs, tomato bugs and whirlybirds.
WE ALSO kill scorpions (with Scorpo-Kill), head lice, mice, rats, worms, bunny rabbits and alligators.
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